"Artsy Fartsy"

I hope no one is offended by my title...I couldn't resist.

When Luke got home from school the other day we went through our routine of "How was your day?"..."What was the best thing about today?" etc. ...

His response surprised me and I've been giggling every time I think of it.

He said, "Well, Ms. Hill (the art teacher) was walking us into the art room and she tooted!"
I said (laughing), "Well did she say anything?"
Luke said, "Yeah, she said...'WOW! Excuse me!'"

While I'm at it...Jonah was telling us today that a boy in his class "tooted" and everyone was complaining about how stinky it was. Jonah's response..."I think it smells like nature's goodness."

I'm not sure what "nature's goodness" is or what is smells like, but something tells me I don't want to know!!